stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

thecorruptedquietone:

sirius black is the type of guy who’d transfigure himself into his dog form and go to the park looking for sad kids looking to make their day by playing with them (and also getting petted a lot)

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

things to say during sex

  • on your left
  • HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
  • on va voir
  • im with you til the end of the line
  • hail hydra

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

let my name have one more moment in the sun before it disappears from the word

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

stormbornvalkyrie:

 A Crown for a King; A Rose for a Queen

If there’s one event that the fashionistas of Westeros are all looking forward to, it’ll be the big, royal wedding between Joffrey Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell. 

"It was majestic, it was shimmering," said Jack Gleeson, who played the teenage despot. "I think that’s what Joffrey likes, something ostentatious and grand."

But there are hints everywhere — even in the complementary crowns made for the king and his bride — that Joffrey is getting more than he bargained for with Margaery. Dornish roses are creeping stealthily around and over Joffrey’s crown; and then, there’s also the small matter of Margaery’s wedding dress. Every rose has its thorn, and the bride’s extravagant rosette skirt gives way to a decidedly dangerous bodice. x

“The wolf blood.” Arya remembered now. “I’ll be as strong as Robb. I said I would.”

Do you know what they did to my brother? They sewed his direwolf’s head onto his body. And my mother, they say they cut her throat to the bone and threw her body in the river.